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Voice changing Telephone unexpected help to you IE06

Urrr, the title says it all but who would have thought about some of the amazing uses like “MerryMaling” and “Detering the mobsters”? At only AU$20 this could be a life changer.

Feature:
The Functions of voice changing Telephon
1. deter the mobsters with bad intentions from entering the house by receiving the phone to change the voice of children, old people, who stay alone at home and with low capability to counteraction.
2. effectively prevent nuisance calls by changing your own voice while talkingwyth the opposites.
3. for some calls that you dont want to receive but maybe you should receive,firstly you can change your own voice in order to confirm the opposites identity and then return back to your own voice in case you will feel embarrassed.
4. if you are a brsinessmsn, you can change your voice to talk with the opposites about the quoted price to see if they treat you in the same manner, sl that you can avoid the unnecessary loss.
5. to confirm whether your lover have an affair or not ,you can change your voice (to a female or male voice) to talk with your lover in order to know more information about himher.
6. if you dont want to make an applogy to someone or talk with somebody face to face you can use this telephone to help you out.
7. you can use this telephone to engage in merrymaling and joing with your relatives and friends.

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  1. Simon says:

    5. to confirm whether your lover have an affair or not ,you can change your voice (to a female or male voice) to talk with your lover in order to know more information about himher.

    –hmm,
    Hi there its me a random stranger calling to ask you about your love life, so are you having an affair? why? ah no reason… who is this… is that the time gotta run bye?

  2. Iain says:

    Hi Simon, this is your wife (Cough) I mean someone you’ve never met before (cough) urr I’m a strangely computerised female voice from the year 2035 come to save you from this blog…

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